oh hi there the website you're trying to come inside of has content for an audience who is over the age of 18 (or other age of majority within their own jurisdiction), can tell fiction from reality, and consents to view writing and art of an adult nature - a real person of taste and culture. if you're that sort of person, you can just walk on in, but otherwise, perhaps I can interest you in something else...

huh? what are you waiting for, just standing in the doorway like that...